by Alan Ashworth, The Conservative Woman:
BONKERS bishop delivers his sermon at Norwich Cathedral from half way up a helter skelter. The Rt Rev Jonathan Meyrick tells his flock that ‘God is a tourist attraction’. The mitred mountebank delivers a rendition of the Bee Gees song Words before zooming, arms raised in triumph, to the bottom of the brightly lit fairground attraction.
Meanwhile at Rochester Cathedral, they are playing crazy golf on a nine-hole course set up in the central aisle.
At Westminster Abbey, the Grand Mufti of Bosnia and Herzegovina reads from the Koran at a service of remembrance for Lord Ashdown, the amorous politician formerly known as Paddy Pantsdown.
And in Southwark Cathedral, half-naked models mince up and down the nave, which has been converted into a catwalk as part of London Fashion Week.
Tell you what, things have changed a fair bit since I were a lad singing All Things Bright and Beautiful at Sunday school.
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